A couple weeks ago I experienced my first Halloween. First, a chubby purple dragon ate me while Mommy and Daddy laughed. I was really hot and couldn’t move. Then we went outside where lots of other kids had also been eaten by strange creatures! We went up to all these strangers who gave us candy — I made a mental note that it is always ok to talk to strangers and get candy from them — and then we went home and Mommy and Daddy ate the candy! I didn’t even get any! This holiday is the worst.
-Kayli
![I have been eaten alive!](http://leialin.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/22427565169_4c480e7c08_k-683x1024.jpg)
![Daddy why are you taking pictures when you should be saving me from this purple dragon!](http://leialin.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/22427571409_b9731d22af_k-683x1024.jpg)
![Wait so now we have to go out and get candy from strangers while I'm being digested? This is the worst holiday.](http://leialin.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/22806222952_b96f45f877_k-1024x683.jpg)
I feel sweaty just looking at her!